Saturday, May 22, 2010

a day at the dentist


They fill your mouth with peppermint flavored plastic plaster and make you bite down on the plastic container. Then you wait for a few minutes looking horrifically stupid. Then they pry the whole thing out of your mouth, scraping your gums with their plastic gloved fingers. Then you pay an enormous amount of money. And you get a bite guard so you don't have to pay a thousand dollars for two more root canals where they drill down your teeth to posts while you gag on the bone powder and drool.

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